jbizz

That one fatass from ps4 who likes big macs

Oh
jbizz shoved that juicy wet big mac down his fatsack and it was amazing.

by Not Benzo October 14, 2015

Jizz Wiper

One whose job it is to squeegee the cum streaks off the glass at a peepshow.

Glenn's job as a summer student was being a Jizz Wiper for $7.50 an hour.

by will bitten October 8, 2016

Jizz Brick

Jizz Brick is when you spunk-up on a brick and hurl it through someones front window.

I put a Jizz Brick through the Chilli Kings window last night.

by Jizz Maestro November 15, 2016

jizz jingle

The natural sound someone makes when they cum.

And when he came, his Jizz Jingle was a gutteral growl right in my ear!

by WeeFinnegan January 30, 2021

Jizz Pig

A game where one person is deemed the pig and strips naked while his friends form two lines either side of him. He has to crawl on all fours squealing like a pig whilst trying to escape while his friends have to jizz onto his back, head and buttocks.

We gonna make that cheese eating piggy our jizz pig

by Jizz Maestro September 30, 2016

Quiz Jizz

n. The juices, sauces, etc., that drip down one’s face while eating a toasty sandwich from Quizno’s.

Victor: Dude, what’s that dripping down your face?
Danny: That’s Quiz Jizz.
Victor: Man, that is so wrong.
Both: But so right.

by VictoBenko March 31, 2011

pocket jizz

A small container of man juice carried in one's pocket to be thrown in an enemy's face. Can be used for self defense purposes or to defile a lesser human being.

Travis: Hey aren't you...?
Al: POCKET JIZZ! *throws pocket jizz*
Travis: Aah my eyes!
Al: Bravo 2 to base, we have successfully defiled the objective.

by Squinty Eyed Bastard April 10, 2015