Jawed

To serve someone in the jaw

The fight started after he jawed lil dude!

by Babee September 21, 2004

jawed

1) Jawed Karim, the Co-Creator of YouTube, and the oldest YouTube account. He is popular for uploading the first YouTube video, entitled: "Me at the Zoo", uploaded on April 23rd, 2005. (Though some believe "itgetsbetterproject" is the oldest account, it might be)

2) To slam someone with your jaw

Example 1 :
Poopinstein The 3rd : Hmm.. I wonder who the oldest YouTube user is?

Smart Guy McShit : Why it's jawed of course :D

Example 2 :
Mr.

by CyberNets December 31, 2011

Jawed

When someone is too high to function

John: Yo, Heath Ledger is jawed, famalam
Sam: So jawed, he dead

by Memesaurus and co. October 21, 2017

Jawed

KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

To Jaw: to knock out

Bitch, you just got JAWED!

by Packer May 10, 2006

jawed

To punch with extreme force rendering the victim unable to stand whilest also causing facial damage

"hey man,that prick just drank my pint!!"
"knock him out then"
"haha that cunt got jawed"

by war.b May 13, 2005

jawed

Another way to say "get head" Get a blow job, males recieving oral sex.

Fuck getting a job, she needs to get jawed and sell bj's till her mouth get raw. - Mac Dreezie 'Not my job'

by That one the fund February 14, 2006

Jawed

Jawed: And adjective used to describe a very forcefull punch delivered to ones face that knocks them unconscious, or to the ground. It is usually used when describing an individual getting knocked out/down by the first punch throw by his or her opponent.

Sam: "yo Buck remember when I got my ass kicked in middle school by that high school kid on steroids?"

Buck:" Lmaoooo, by that guy Nick? yo that was the funniest thing I ever saw! He jawed your ass hard. You dropped to the ground like a sack of potatoes.

Sam:" Well I barely weighed more than a sack of potatoes back then anyway..."

by cortez7 October 13, 2016