jackanus

a less provocative insult you use when someone does or says something just plain retarded

jason:that dude right there shaved his pubes over the toilet and clogged the crap outta it.

you:whata jackanus

by Dice Breakus October 7, 2009

Jackanese

After consuming multiple shots of Jack, you being speaking a language that is unintelligible, aka Jackanese.

He was so trashed on JD, I couldn't understand a word he said. Dude was speaking Jackanese.

by _Murray_ November 9, 2012

Jackanese

The language Jack speaks when he has no idea what to say.

Jack is speaking Jackanese again. whats he saying??

JACK- 'aba pup? gala dum! baba dalmaUMPA'

by rachspeech May 9, 2013

Jack Anus

1) A different form of the word jack ass....simplier put for those that do not feel the need to curse in a certain situation...wether it be around someone who might take the cursing offensively.. or to say jack ass in a much lighter tone.
2) When referring to something that is gigantic and/or realllyyy huge.

You're such a Jack Anus, but i love you anyways...

by XxUrbanGodxX October 19, 2009

jackaluss

A very cheeky boy

He is such a jackaluss

by KerysButler01 May 14, 2015

jackalus

a cool guy whos trap phone is popping

jackalus is so cool

by 420weed January 6, 2022

Jackanese

When a friend sends you a voice text message and forgets to proof read it before she hits send. However, you can interpret exactly what she’s saying 95% of the time. The rest of the time you just think, huh?

What was that text, did she just speak Jackanese?

by Jackanese September 24, 2022