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Comedian's Item

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Someone/Something any comediam crack jokes about in a major way.
Bush is definitely a comedian's item.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 12, 2006
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item shop

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something that kids stay late up for. Its just canava of kids. Fortnite
"Why didnt you sleep yesterday?"
"I was waiting for the item shop in fortnite"
by PerfectVolt November 30, 2019
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Item Smuggling

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A tactic in Mario Kart, in which a player purposefully enters a lower position in order to obtain better items, followed by the player taking said items into higher positions in order to use them where they shouldn't, and wouldn't, normally be able to.
"Why is Mankalor in ninth?"
"Watch yourself. He's probably Item Smuggling."
by TubbyFatFrick August 11, 2023
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It's used when you need to use code Not_Jelo in the item shop and if you don't Gone will tell you to stfu!
Treat: I will use code *****
Gone: STFU TREAT USE CODE NOT_JELO IN THE ITEM SHOP
by Use code Not_Jelo March 30, 2019
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A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, โ€œThis cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!โ€ It is usually found funny due to the question, โ€œWould someone really fall for this?โ€
โ€œHey, Skylar, look at this cat,โ€ Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
โ€œWow, that is a really cute cat,โ€ Skylar responded.
โ€œYeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and youโ€™ll find more photos,โ€ replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, โ€œThis cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!โ€)
by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023
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Item of shame

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The random item one buys when purchasing an embarassing item, such as condoms or gas reliever in order to offset the awkwardness one feels toward the cashier.
When buying a pack of gum so you don't walk up to the register only holding gas-x, the gum is your item of shame
by Kitkatkate November 10, 2009
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A wise quote that once came from the one and only icon Addison rae๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ but seriously what tf did she mean?๐Ÿ˜
guy: LOOK AT ADDISONS MOM HAHAHAHAH
Addison: Yes item lash snack๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
everyone: huh๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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