icker

the gross stuff that is expelled from a person either from a wound or disease.

The body was covered with icker.

by RavenMacMurphy May 13, 2005

icker-doodle

A another word for the expression "ew"

Brian: Dude look at this video of those bugs
Barbara: Icker-doodle!

by Spankerz April 23, 2006

ickey rickey

The act of ejaculating on your significant others face after they have held out sex and fallen asleep.

John spent all day at the mall with his wife. When they got home all he wanted was a little romp in the sack. His wife said NO and fell asleep so he pulled an ickey rickey and blew a load on her face.

by Tower 12 February 18, 2015

Ilker

"first man" in Turkish. Although it also describes anyone who is so friendly and likeable that he is first person you think of when compiling the guest list to your party.

I'm want something fun to do tonite but have no plans... I know, I'll just call Ilker!

by Legomego February 4, 2010

Icke's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of identifying HAARP as a causal explanation for observed phenomena approaches 1 (100%).

Poster #1: "What causes global warming?"

Poster #2: "HAARP."

Poster #3: "Icke's Law in two posts."

by theapc August 15, 2011

Iker

Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. He tends to be very active and into sports. Usually a shy guy. But under all that shyness, he's got an amazing personality, don’t let his shyness ignore the fact that he has a HUGE DICK, and he can clearly satisfy your women better than you are.

“Hear he has a big dick...”
OMG he’s such an iker

by hexagon pentagonous March 4, 2019

Iker Casillas

one and only Iker Casillas, the Greatest goalkeeper who ever lived. a legend. apart from his football. he is most modest and humble with people. very gentle and social. a family man, curteous, will talk to you for hours about nothing and keeps you entertained. very caring and likes to please others. he is spanish by every mean and therefore ladies should stay away unless they know how to handle a don juan de marco. his charm is irresistible and will hypnotiz you with his percing eyes and gentle touch. he is also a hardcore romantic therefore he knows every way to allure a woman and make her fall head-over heel for him. one of the coolest things about him is that when he walks into a room he'll get all the attention and respect. and why not he is close to perfect :)

Person 1: I met this guy today i am amazed by him. i never been treated so right. he is the greatest guy i ever met.

Person 2: you met Iker Casillas! ahh lucky you!

person 1: yes God must love me :)

by imjustsayingthetruth September 23, 2011