ib's

acronym for Itchy Balls.

"dude, i got a case of the ib's, son."
"i told you not to sleep with shelia. she gave you crabs."
"damn."

by grantaclause December 17, 2007

IB slut

1. A hooch who is in the IB program and bangs for an A.

2. Someone who is in the IB program and suck-ups to teachers so that they can get an A.
3. Someone who is in the IB program and sucks up to everyone for homework answers.
4. Any retard who thinks they are so smart that they brag about their grades to everyone when they really get 9/20's on their test.

1. Damn! That pendejita is sleeping with everyone for an A! She could end up on the Maury Show! What an IB Slut!
2. God! Can that whore shut her legs and stop laughing at all of Chris's jokes? And I heard that that IB slut fletches KERRY at BJ's.
3. There's this devil in out school who asks everyone for homework! We call her the IB Slut.
4. Hey, IB slut! STOP bragging about you A on your term paper when you got a 9/20 in Chemistry last year!

by 9/20 December 23, 2013

F.I.B's

Fucking Illinois Bastard

They should make north I-94 a toll road so we can collect some money from those F.I.B's who come up here every summer and act like they own the place.

by Bulldog August 2, 2007

IB STUDENTS

IB students, generally, are sane people that take a 2-year program which makes them insane. They are found famous for nervous breakdowns. An IB students typical day is like this: wake up at 7.30 am, use the restroom, study while eating, study, go to school, come home, study, study while eating, study, and then, sleep at 1.30 next morning. IB is not hell. It is simply a course that makes you want to kill your friends in the urge to be the valedictorian. IB students are usually hated by most people. They are outcasts. They get a indescribable amount of homework. Moreover, they lack the inability to talk, communicate or to do any other social thing. They miss their youth.

IB TEACHER: Who can tell me why the Chinese Ming were far wealthier then their predecessors, Shang and Tang?

IB STUDENTS: Mmm.. There are a dozen different ways to answer that question. In Bentley and Zeiger's perspective its because of a tax system levied on people. In McNeil's perspective its because of canals that were developed through Huang He. But, in David Christians perspective, its because of the defense put on the northern frontier to protect the Chinese from the steppe nomads.

by IB_STUDENT_WHO_LIKES_IB January 23, 2013

IB student

A person who is suffering and experiences constant physical as well as mental pain. This term refers only to young people who are being educated in the IB system designed purely to torture kids ages 16 - 18 and force them to pay for that. The most painful things for them are "EE's", "IA' s" and "CAS". These creatures rarely sleep, hence their dark undereye circles.

Guy 1:Oh no she is an IB student, don't talk to her - she must be mentally damaged.
Guy 2: We can't make her have any social life!

by youlianna December 7, 2019

IB Student

1. A person who whips his hair back and forth in order to relieve from stress

2. A person who bs his/her way through his/her last to years of school

"WOW LOOK AT THAT IB STUDENT"

or

"They look like IB students!"

by ngriwi October 10, 2011

f.i.b.s

Fucking Illinois Bastards...Very supid and ignorant people from illinois especially from chicago who think that because of them wisconsin is still around.They drive like a maniac @ home and like grandma up in god's country(WI). All fibs are just complete idiots and i can't stand them.

Let's go up snowmobiling this weekend
ok but we will have to deal with all the f.i.b.s
i know but we can kick thier asses if they talk shit

by lkjhyfkh April 29, 2008