Hoodied

Equipped with a male foreskin, especially one that fully drapes the penis head when flaccid..

My Scrub profile says I am heavy into hoodied bros.

by Rimalitza February 2, 2024

Double hoodied up

When you’re sweating so hard at a video game and one hoodie is not enough to visualize how much sweat there is

Raven: “These kids are sweaty”
DuragMoneySwag: “They double hoodied up bro”

OffBrandLogic: “Yea cuz he a fuckur”

by notnot_jacob June 4, 2020

Grey Hoodied

When you send a video of yourself masturbating to an online scammer. It is most commonly done to scammers attempting extortion through gaining access to footage of you masturbating.

I recieved a stupid scam email from a dude in Nigeria, so I grey hoodied him.

by Reposition July 29, 2020

speer hoodie

A hoodie featuring the head of former German Minister of Armaments and War Production during World War II, as used in the Hearts of Iron 4 mod "The New Order: Last Days of Europe", captioned with the repeated statement "SPEER HOODIE". Mostly worn by the severely obsessive pasty followers of the mod, who congregate on the subreddit /r/DSRfunny

"Speer hoodie, Heydrich sweatpants, Himmler Hat, Goring crocs, and Bormann backpack" - one reddit user, responding to the initial post which revealed the Speer hoodie, in an attempt to further ruin the world

by why dsrfunny why August 7, 2021

Glossier hoodie

A hoodie that our lord and savior Timothee Chalamet wore and everyone obsessed with him (including me) bought it.

Timothee: did you see the glossier hoodie I wore?
Sophie: yes and I bought it

by smokedcheddaha$$getta February 6, 2021

Dysphoria Hoodie

a Dysphoria Hoodie is a hoodie worn, typically by a transgender guy, to mask their body shapes. a dysphoria hoodie is typicaly sightly oversized in order to properly mask certain body shapes. it is also rarely washed because you probably wear it every single day. it is also common to wear this hoodie in very hot weather because dysphoria doesn't care.

Friend: why have you been wearing that hoodie for 5 months straight?
me: it's my dysphoria hoodie.

by Ghost_king666 April 21, 2019

Give a girl a hoodie day

Oct. 15th national give a girl your hoodie day, so boys be ready!

Example: it's give a girl a hoodie day so here?

by .shsisns October 14, 2019