hoe bagged

v. when your car gets hit from behind

Sorry I was late, some guy got hoe bagged in the middle of route 69.

by karbear8459 May 12, 2017

Hoe Bagged Squirrel

A squirrel whom mates wildly regardless of other rodent STD's. A variation of hoe bag but used only within the sciuridae family. This family includes tree squirrels, ground squirrels, chipmunks, marmots (including woodchucks), flying squirrels, and some species of homo sapiens.

OH MY GOD! Look at that hoe bagged squirrel go hes been humping for 6 hours now!

by StabWoundFucl{ing February 21, 2011

Hoebaggery

1. Noun- A person who is a hoe bag.

2. Verb- To act as a hoebag

1. "oh my god did you hear about Chastity?"

"omg i know right! what a hoebaggery!"

2. Chastity totally pulled a hoebaggery last night.

by SandSinthefacehole May 6, 2011