hemisphere

v., lesbian slang, to engage in a rather lofty boobjob

Patricia, darling, I will hemisphere you within an inch of your life. Prepare yourself.

by Memetan August 18, 2006

Hemisphere

The act of exposing the male genitalia after lifting the scrotum over the entire penis towards the stomach. This forms a half globe of hairy scrotum skin, affectionately known as The Hemisphere.

I discovered the Hemisphere the other day while washing my under-scrotum in the shower.

I heard my roommate about to come into the room, so I got a nice hemisphere ready for him. Turns out it was his girlfriend, instead. My bad.

The Hemisphere is a personal favorite. When no one's looking, prepare it quickly, and they'll have a pleasant surprise waiting for them when they notice.

by Jakenastics March 11, 2009

northern hemisphere

Boobs.

"Dude, have you seen Alison's northern hemisphere?"

by Unk the Shemale July 29, 2017

bi-hemispheral

Someone who keeps residences in multiple hemispheres.

"I wish I could afford to be bi-hemispheral so as to avoid winter altogether".

by Adept_Geth September 10, 2008

Hemisphere Rear

A rear end that is so defined that it resembles a hemisphere (half of a sphere). Also acceptable is the term "Hemisphere Butt"

Person #1: Dude check out the girl in the yoga pants!

Person #2: Oh yeah man! Awesome hemisphere rear!

by PapaSnow October 27, 2010

Qauzam Hemisphere

A place of abnormal blue color, black holes, and emptiness. It is located in a reigon of space.

Person 1: That guy is dumb.
Person 2: His head is as empty as the Qauzam Hemisphere

by TheFartMaker June 22, 2011

hemispheric displacia

The debilitation of your sense of direction as a result of too much international travel.

Steve got lost again; all that travel last year has given him a severe case of hemispheric displacia

by wordtastic February 4, 2010