Person 1 - "Omg i just cant stop thinking about touching the (tip)"
Person 2 replies- " You definately have (helmetitis)"
Person 2 replies- " You definately have (helmetitis)"
by RooBoy69 November 10, 2019
Get the helmetitis mug.A condition whereby the sufferer does not like to be out in public or surrounded by people for long periods of time. The sufferer would rather be alone and by themselves than have interaction with other people. The person with this condition is not a loner, just someone who prefers their own company to the company of others.
"That's Shannon over there, she's got Hermititis. I think she caught it in Iowa."
"Hey Shannon, whats up with you today? You don't seem to be yourself.."
"Oh, thats just my Hermititis flaring up again. Must be a full moon."
"Hey Shannon, whats up with you today? You don't seem to be yourself.."
"Oh, thats just my Hermititis flaring up again. Must be a full moon."
by DrStrange September 10, 2008
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1. Bad breath caused by over indulgence in the act of fellatio.
2. The stench of cock on a sluts breath.
2. The stench of cock on a sluts breath.
Julie was up all night going down on the entire soccer team. She woke up in the morning with a chronic case of helmetosis
by Paddy Mac November 8, 2006
Get the helmetosis mug.A disease sounds like hepatitis but not to be confused. This disease originates from the hermslor or hermy. It is easily caught when people get too close to the hermslor. Beware it can lurk amongst anyone.
1.)Oh damn another one of my friends were infected with the hermititis.
2.) Hermslor is out and about watch out shes trying to infect the area with hermititis.
2.) Hermslor is out and about watch out shes trying to infect the area with hermititis.
by Jungle Wungle April 6, 2009
Get the Hermititis mug.When you are completely freaking out to be with your girl and the only remedy is to get naked with her.
Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? You look all bummed out and anxious. Yeah man I have Helenitis, I need to get naked with my girl.
by King Chocolactic September 17, 2013
Get the Helenitis mug.Person or persons infected with or born with or showing signs of the want, need, or desire to reside or be near Hemet
Person or persons infected with or born with or showing signs of the want, need, or desire to reside or be near Hemet.
The new guy in town had hemetitis.
The new guy in town had hemetitis.
by Pelonous777 July 26, 2020
Get the Hemetitis mug.A psychological disorder that develops after a prolonged time spent at home or withdrawal from society, this normally makes the person feel hesitant or unconfident to resume their responsibilities and way of life.
Jeff - "Sam hasn't left his house for about a week and nobody's heard from him"
Tamara - " Maybe he has Hermititis "
Tamara - " Maybe he has Hermititis "
by Dee John illiams April 6, 2015
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