Hellfired

Surviving a massive car crash without any injuries and basically walking away without any issues. The car on the other hand is unrecognizably decimated.

I just got hellfired at the intersection. My car is gone, dude. Phew, that was close.

by Mensurator February 18, 2009

HellfireComms

A group of bored males whom tend to let a british leader record the videogames and let them commentate over them (ofcourse, the british male, NTom64, is in all of them). The group is a bundle of hilarious improvised comedy youth that s filled with quotes that would make a non-geeks mind spin.
But, on the bright side, you learn alot of things from the geek language you'll never be fond of using in conversations.

HellfireComms does not want.
Err, DO NOT WANT, rather.

by notsonikkuescape August 15, 2009

Taco Bell Hellfire Anus

The Taco Bell Hellfire Anus is referred to that of an individual whose asshole has gone through brutal, immense torture. First, molten shit, roughly the temperature of over 500 degrees fahrenheit, explodes out of the asshole that shakes the bathroom with a 1.5 magnitude earthquake. Not matter how many times the individual says they’ll never eat at Taco Bell again, it doesn’t ease the pain. After major drippage from the ass will follow the smell. The smell is so unbelievably stinky a fart cloud is formed within the bathroom that lingers for weeks. After 40 minutes of consistent butt poop flying out of said individuals ass, they must wipe with what feels like sandpaper. There will be blood, tears, and sweat but if you survive the Taco Bell Hellfire Anus, you’ll probably be ready for round 2 in a couple days. Long love the Mexican Pizza.

Jack: Ayo what happened to Chris? He said he had to take a piss this dude has been gone for almost 2 hours
Ruby: Yeah. Based off of the smell thats coming from the bathroom, it seems like he is getting a visit from Dr. Taco Bell Hellfire Anus.

by SamWithDaHotdog August 1, 2022

hellfirebator

n. archaic

1. one who goes to hell for masturbation
2. one who thinks he/she is going to hell for masturbation

When I was a young Catholic, I became a hellfirebator.

by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

bloody hellfire

General expression of shock or amazement. x

Bloody hellfire I can't believe Catherine Zeta-Jones married Michael Douglas..

by fitz_foxhunter July 30, 2006

Anal Hellfire

To roughly insert a glass bottle of Tabasco sauce into a victim's hiney, then shattering the bottle within by smacking the ass-cheeks together, thereby spreading shards of glass and hot juicy Tabasco all up ins.
Also: a recipe for disaster!

Guy 1: It's a beautiful day!
Guy 2: No it's not. I hate today. I hate the world. Most of all, I hate you.
Guy 1: Watch it, GUY 2... Or I'll unleash some Anal Hellfire on your sorry ass!

by T-cash November 3, 2007

hellified

can mean extreme, a large amount

"Man that ho must give some hellified head for that nigga to be stayin' with her ugly ass for that long

by AVAIAE FULLER February 20, 2004