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Heather S.

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Heather is a slut...plain and simple. She is a teenager has no social life, and the only company she keeps is her 40 yr. old boy toy. Her dislikes are: the justice system, people prettier than her, and the next little girl her pedophile boy toy decides to victimize. Her likes are softball, fresh tires, and choking on a limp wrinkly dick. Out of the things she likes she is only dedicated to ONE of them...and it isn't softball or tires.
His girl is like half her boyfriends age...what a Heather S!

That girl loves old pedophiles...must be a Heather S.
by Totally not Jesse September 13, 2018
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super hot sister (John's) who wants to get fucked by all her brother's friends (nate mainly) and wants lots of cum.
Person A: "Yo, did you know John has a super hot sister named Heather (John's Sister😈)?"
Person B: "Ya I think Nate fucked her hard yesterday and I heard she wants lots of cum"
by KillYourselfEvan August 26, 2022
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Heather Syndrome

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the word Heather is basically from a song from Conan Gray. And Heather is someone that everyone likes and heather syndrome is the person who wants to be Heather so that their crush will like them back.
Emily: i think i might have heather syndrome
Jess: why?
Emily: cuz heather has everything that i dont and everyone likes her even my crush but how can i hate her shes such an angel.
Jess: damn
by locoshiko September 5, 2020
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To ruin some white sheets with a shit smear (after anal sex)
I went out last night and had a Heather Special. Had to get the Vanish Oxi out.
by Pqw089 November 30, 2019
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Heather Shepherd

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Heather Shepherd is the girl that everyone wants to be around. She has the perfect body. She is perfect in every way and guys fall on their knees for her. Heather Shepherd is the type of girl that you can’t get out of your head. She is honest, loyal, loving, beautiful, and sexy. Once you lay one eye on her, you will loose your train of thought. She is a boss ass bitch that will make you clear the way in a crowd so she can walk through. Heather Shepherd doesn’t fall in love easily but when she does, she falls hard. She dates to marry, not for heartbreak. She has many guys running after her but only wants the guy who is a challenger to her. She can be shy but when she is with the right person/people, she’s the person that you always want to be around. She will seem really innocent but she will blow your mind when you see how she really is/what she has done. You can be turned on the second you see her, that’s how incredibly sexy she is. If you come across a Heather Shepherd, just know that you are extremely lucky, so don’t break her heart or leave her stranded in her own thoughts, because she is really fragile. But if you cheat in her, good luck buddy, because you dead meat.
Heather Shepherd is the one and only girl that I want to be with.
by Heather heddy November 3, 2020
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Heathen's Hotpot

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When you go to the work bathroom at 9.15am and the one cubicle has already had half a dozen men do their thing in it. When you finally open the toilet seat and sit down, it's hot and smelly. That's a Heathen's Hotpot.
"Damn I just had the layout the better part of last night, that toilet was crooked man, certified Heathen's Hotpot".
by Royal Jules April 22, 2016
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Heather Sutherland

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A southwest PA girl who is only good at laying on her back, and her mouth is only kinda ok for one thing. Only ok with the lights out and the blinds down, park blocks away so you don't get seen with a Heather Sutherland.
Don't date a girl who is always on her back, good for a easy piece, but don't go and marry a Heather Sutherland!!!
by EtherNas December 10, 2021
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