Haven's Sister's Vagina

A dark hole from which your penis cannot escape from and will never be seen again.

The pit from the movie "Army Of Darkness" before Bruce Campell fell in pretty much sums up Haven's Sister's Vagina

by Efren The Retarded Rabbit October 18, 2009

Miner's haven

When a miner finds something rare or beatiful or extravagant.

Did you see that Miner's haven? It was really rare.

by Xx_420MLG#BlazeitRektNub_xX September 20, 2017

Krat's Haven

The meaty, stretch marked portion of the inner thigh where the pendulus skin of the scrotum most commonly chafes and/or adheres itself to.

Dude, my Krat's Haven is so creamy right now.

by mrkillav March 31, 2021

there's always one you haven't seen

Refers to Key & Peele sketches. You think you've seen all of them, but there's always a sketch you've never seen.

Guy 1: Wish I was high on potenuse.
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: right... there's always one you haven't seen.

by andcastle January 11, 2026

There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

Heaven's Gate Cult

In 90's there was a cult that thought they were going to get taken into the heavens in a space ship. Several of them got castrated to help them clear their mind, 'cause no one does those kinds of things in heaven. Once a room was found with 30 Heaven's Gate members who had commited suicide. They thought they were leaving their bodies so they could get into the spaceship, which was behind some comet that had happened to show up.

They claim to be Christian, but they're a cult, and no one is quite sure what they believe anymore. There's a lot of information about them online and wikipedia will link you to their official website as well.

Poor Sod: I'm lost, confused, self deprivating, and desperate. I should go join Heaven's Gate Cult! A cult would fill the void!

by Dr. Batido December 16, 2005

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021