Farmer's Hanky 

The act of blowing your nose by a combination of covering one nostril with a finger and clearing the other with a powerful nasal blast of air, for use when a suitable snot receptacle isn't available. Popluar with farmers and footballers and useful in the right situation, but not really acceptable among polite company. Unless you're desperate of course.

Look away love, I'm going to have to do a Farmer's Hanky

Farmer's Hanky by TheWoodsman December 21, 2010

bushman's hanky 

The process of clearing ones nose without the assistance of tissues, hankies etc etc
More specifically, clearing ones nose by pushing one nostril down with the index finger and blowing out of opened nostril, subsequently shooting snot straight to the ground. The bushman's hanky must be executed with a fair level of pressure or the snot will end up smeared or 'looped' around the nostril (it may even lodge somewhere on the lower cheek or mouth region) rather than on the ground where it belongs.

Person 1: got any tissues bro? i gotta blow my nose
person 2: nah mate, just use the bushman's hanky...
person 1: wtf?
person 2: hold one of your nostrils down and blow that shit staright out.
person 1: pffft, thats fucked!
Person 2: Neck up ya cunt, thats the 'bushman's hanky'

bushman's hanky by curly G, cradle rock February 4, 2007

hitler's hanky

A piece of cloth specifically used to wipe an ash tray clean.

great Odin's beard! my ash tray is full, where is my hitler's hanky.

hitler's hanky by monkeyislandproductions January 22, 2014

Shizzler's Hanky 

A quick cleanup necessity for the strip club when a stripper/lap dancer bends over in your face and sharts, leaving you with fecal debris on your upper lip. Ewwwpsies.

Matt was in a strip club and after that voluptuous babe left him with a shizzler's lip, he pulled the shizzler's hanky out of his pocket and shazam, he looked swazzling; no worries the rest of the night.

Shizzler's Hanky by hidee's ho supply April 13, 2013

Hank's razor 

If you have a sociological phenomenon with a seemingly unrelated correlation being theorized, it can be better explained by socioeconomic status.

Hank's Razor states that people who play racket sports liver longer, because they're rich and can afford healthcare, not because they play racket sports.

Hank's razor by SinginWes July 10, 2023

Hank's Razor 

A variation on Occam's Razor devised by Hank Green theorizing that if an anomaly in society can be explained by socioeconomic status, it's probably that, rather than whatever obscure detail the anomaly is trying to measure.

Does playing racquet sports make people who play them live longer than everyone else? No, Hank's Razor indicates that people who play racquet sports are more likely to be wealthy and have better access to health care.

Hank's Razor by Zijayar July 19, 2023

Hanky Sex 

(Men) When a clean pressed handkerchief is slightly unfolded and placed in the mans hands in a 'cup' like position. The man inserts his penis into the unfolded handkerchief and closes it around his penis and proceeds to 'have sex' with his handkerchief. after sometime the handkerchief will get filled with hanky cum

(Women) When a clean handkerchief is placed over the a womands fingers as she begins to stimulate herself. the rest of the handkerchief is pushed into the vagina, as the woman continued to stimulate herself to a climax

A woman can also place a handkerchief over a mans penis and wank him off that way and a man can put a handkerchief over his fingers as he stimulates his partner

"Derek has so many handkerchiefs in the wash each week - surely he doesn't blow his nose that much"
"Nah - he doesn't have a g/f so he just has hanky sex"

or

"My g/f put a handkerchief over my erection last night and I had hanky sex"

Hanky Sex by Mr Hanky Man June 16, 2008