hand puppet

someone that does the talking for a boss

eddie vetter of brothers electric was gary nolans hand puppet

by snowowl February 16, 2006

hand puppet

Slang for a hand gun. Best used in Mickey Spillane-type crime novels.

....just so the broad knew I meant business, I decided to introduce her to my best friend; a hand-puppet I liked to call "Mr. Thrity-Eight"....

by B.M. Jay August 3, 2005

Hand Puppet

Someone who enjoys the act of being on the receiving end of fist fucking.

Justin Timberlake is a hand puppet

by Lexr December 3, 2003

Hand Puppet

Someone who enjoyes being fingered/fisted in their anal cavity often.

You fisted her butt? She's a "hand puppet"!

by S. Duong May 30, 2006

Hernia Hand Puppet

n. A male patient who is turned into a hand puppet during a hernia exam when his doctor crams his or her hand all the way up inside, totally inverting the scrotum.

Why are you limping?

I went to my doctor on account of mild abdominal pain and he turned me into a hernia hand puppet.

by Cranky Neighbor July 27, 2010

soapy the hand puppet

To masturbate in the shower.

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.

by cementshoes November 18, 2006

West Virginia Hand Puppet

When you fuck a girl in the ass. Then she reaches into her own vagina, and strokes your dick with the skin in between her asshole and vagina. (Imagine what your fingers look like inside a hand puppet and you'll get it)

That hooker I butt pounded last night threw me off guard when she gave me my second WEST VIRGINIA HAND PUPPET ever.

by zakundo August 14, 2009