guimo

guido + emo = guimo. Very few are known but they are the shit

That guido listens to senses fail? Guimo!

by legit3928 September 14, 2006

guimo

When someone is often backing out on plans last minute

"We had plans, but you cancelled... you're such a guimo."

by stermal October 16, 2012

guimo

One or more persons, who belong to the trend called Guido who decide to start a pop-punk or emo band. They lack talent and are made fun of by a large group of people. The amount of gel used in their hair tends to make their guitar pics and drum sticks slide out of their hands.

Start-Up are the founders of Guimo, Homebase in Nutley

by Negrodamus Phil April 25, 2006

Guimo

The cross between an emo kid and a guido.

He can't make up his mind. Emo from the neck down and guido from the head up. What a guimo kid

by Jeff Zaborowski March 11, 2008

Guimo

The term used to describe a small, squeaky, hampster-like boy with a microscopic-sized penis that likes to f'donk other guys.

That guimo sure is gay. He just f'donked Dan.

by Mr.Peanut July 16, 2008

Guimos

A mexican who dresses like a guido or jersey shore guy. Usually has two or more of the following such as stupid ass haircut, both ears pierced, tight shirts with collars and the sleeves barely even cover the shoulder area, tight girl pants, thinking they are "bad ass" or "get all the girls" type of mind set, always use the word "swag" Always has a pair of sunglasses that look terrible and overly gelled hair.

Marcus:Hey did you see those mexicans?

Joe: Yeah fucking guimos. Need to go back to their snake skin boots with extra long points, big ass belt buckles, and taco hats.

Marcus: Yeah they need to get it straight! There not Italian! why do they need to steal styles, it doesnt get girls.

by BEA5T December 17, 2011

Guimo

Exhibiting both guido and emo traits simultaneously. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Bragging to your friends about the skank you banged, then crying alone because she broke your heart.

It is guimo when someone you try to intimidate stands up for themselves and you then cry because they don't respect you.

Person 1: "I spend all my time at the gym so I'll look good and people still don't respect me or acknowledge how tough I am :*( "

Person 2: "Wow. You are a guimo."

by OdoyleRules November 17, 2009