Grokked

1. From the word Grok meaning something along the lines of to deeply understand. Hence Grokked means to deeply understand a person/object/thing.

Origionally from "Stranger in a Strange Land" by Robert Heinlein.

Have you Grokked your SysAdmin today?

by Milamber April 5, 2005

Gronked

Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.

Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.

Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.

Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.

Did you see that dude get Gronked? Wow that was awesome!

by Pats Fans September 9, 2010

Gronked

By taking drugs to an extent you are unsure as to what is going on.

Taking an amount of drugs that inhibits proper thought.

"I am so gronked right now, I don't know what I'm talking about"

by TrippySteak June 23, 2021

Gokked

Verb.

To be Gokked, or to Gok

To be generally made over by another in order to realise your own fabulousness.

Person 1 - "You've been Gokked"

Person 2 - "I know - my sister took me out last weekend to get me these new threads - I look so hot!!"

Example 2

Person 1 - "I'm so going to Gok you next weekend...we're heading to the mall and we're not leaving until you feel totally fabulous"

Person 2 - "Awesome"

by Claire Brummell April 6, 2008

Gronked

To through something down to the ground with great force, like football player Rob Gronkowski does after every touchdown.

After I finished by exam, I gronked my pencil in show of exuberance.

by el gronko December 19, 2011

getting gronked

When you tear you're MCL. ACL. And getting a conclusion all in one hit.

Doctor: What happened.
Tom: Have you heard of getting gronked.
Doctor: What's that mean.
Tom: When you tear you're MCL ACL and getting a concussion all in the same hit.

by Wannahokealogie December 16, 2013

Gronked

The act of having plans cancelled at the 11th hour, typically with a work-related excuse.

Damn! I was really looking forward to playing D&D tonight, but we got Gronked.

by PlungeFather August 11, 2022