grape(s)

champagne or wine(see also grapes of wrath)

You can have all the grape you want. I still won't touch that stuff myself.

by Light Joker January 12, 2005

Grandma's Grape Jam

The act of giving a senior citizen a swift kick to the groin.

Billy: "Old Man McGreggor almost caught me running through his petunias yesterday."

Jose: "Oh my goodness, what did you do?!"

Billy: "I gave him a little taste of Grandma's Grape Jam, and ran away as fast as I could."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

What's Eating Gilbert Grape? is one of the best oscar-winning movies ever. seriously. Johnny Depp, playing Gilbert Grape, is a 20-something young man who takes care of his mentally retarded younger brother (leonardo diCaprio), obese mother, and 2 teenage sisters. What's Eating Gilbert Grape? is simultaneously heartbreaking and heartwarming. see it! Johnny Depp is amazingly profound and just fantastic in this movie!! not to mention, he is georgeous! Leonardo DiCaprio, as Arnie (Gilbert Grape's mentally retarded younger brother)is also stupendous in this film, which is one if his first major successes as a serious actor.

SEE "WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE?" !!!!

Johnny Depp is such an amazing actor, protraying Gilbert, the movie's protagonist.

Leonardo DiCaprio is... incredible, portraying a mentally retareded teenager in perfection - real acting skillz there

i dont know her name, but their obese mother is also a very good actress!!

oh, and Juliette Lewis is also in it!!! she's great, as usual

see "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"!!!!

you will never forget it. you will always remember it.

by crazysexycool777 December 18, 2005

What's Eating Gilbert Grape

A 1993 film starring Johnny Depp that gave us two key concepts in life:
1.) Reasons for not getting fat.
B.) The boredom and malcontent most young adults feel between the ages of 18 and 24.

In "What's Eating Gilbert Grape," Gilbert (Johnny Depp) displays the extreme boredom of life one can find living in a post high school world in the rural Midwest.

by elramses May 29, 2008

Grape Spritzer

A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.

Hey man, let's get Shanice and her friend Indigo back over here and get another Grape Spritzer.

by Kyle Crawford January 2, 2008

Grape Sandwich

When you put your testicles between a woman's ass cheeks and she clenches them until they pop

Hey baby, I want a grape sandwich. Ow my balls!

by HentaiJoiBoy September 5, 2019

grape swirl

When you ass fuck your woman that has hemorrhoids and they burst open. The blood then mixes with the Cum creating a grape swirl. One can chose to then wipe it on his partners face for added effect

At a party last week, my boy Des went upstairs ass fucked his girl then wiped the grape swirl over his girls forehead. Then they went back down stairs none the wiser. Except for the stain on her forehead.

by spideyskin May 26, 2021