Gooshed

When u get domed with no helmet.

Dude i got gooshed by that random fuck

by Chr1s LooHAN! October 4, 2005

Gooshed

When a firmly pitched tent collapses on you.

Trevor jumped inside his tent for the night when suddenly it gooshed on him.

by Inmodwetrust December 28, 2014

Gooshed

To get drunk to the point of memory blanks, crazy dance moves and spectacular falls. Gooshed is a good and merry but very potent form of drunkeness

"Man I was properly gooshed last night."

"What happened? I don't remember, I was gooshed."

by blogger26 February 20, 2010

Oh My Goshed

To be overwhelmed by something, generally in an impressed way.

This was popularized by Faith Korpi on the popular 5by5 radio show Geek Friday.

I saw Star Wars Episode 1 and Oh My Goshed.

by longtimelistener23 March 24, 2012

gooched on

To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.

Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.

by Yung Kimchi October 23, 2015

Goosed Hand Sock

A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.

- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.

Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!

by Rolly DeVor March 3, 2022

gooched

The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.

That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.

My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.

After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.

Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.

He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.

by merlineternal January 20, 2008