google-fuck

To maniacally search for something or someone on the internet. Can also include internet stalking of a celebrity or popular person. Obsessive Internet Research.

I met Brian last night, but we didn't talk much, so I google-fucked him later to find out more about him.

I enjoyed this song from an obscure movie, so I google-fucked the soundtrack till I found a site where I could download the song for free.

by emdpatrice November 2, 2007

Google Fuck

A Google service that will come one day.

I often use "Google Fuck" to check out most interesting XXX-pages on the internet savely.

"Google Fuck" brings the likely internet without listing spam-pages.

by gfucker October 31, 2008

fuck Google

What you say when you search something on the internet and the results are basically a bunch o' shit.

Person: *searches on Google*
*finds a billion shitty results*
"Fuck Google!"

by /\/\/\/\/\/\ February 2, 2014

fuck google

When suddenly Google switches the page language into something you didn't request or understand.

Bob went to China for a holiday. The next day while in a hotel in Beijing, he switched on his laptop to Google something. To his surprise all the page is now displayed in Chinese! cause the smart guys working at Google, think that once you are in China, you speak Chinese!
Bob was upset and said; Fuck Google! I'll go to Bing.

by numediaweb March 11, 2015

Fuck Google

When you have a product that works and that company sells its product to Google.

Dish Network voice activated remote control used to work until Google Assistant took over for search. Now the remote is worthless and all I can say is Fuck Google!

by /T\ October 20, 2019

fuck Google

your reply to google when it says, "here I'll give you all this shit that you and i don't know what to do with, and go fuck yourself."

Google: " here I'll give you all this shit that you and i don't know what to do with, and go fuck yourself"
you: "Fuck Google"

site took to long to respond

by King Candy_09 April 2, 2017

fuck google

fuck google, a way to makes google suck with its google+

fuck google! it forces me to use google+ in youtube again!!!

mum:i used to fuck your dad.
me:i see, but now i fuck google instead

by a sad lover August 19, 2017