Grandpa's Gift 

The act of submerging your hands into water for an extended period of time allowing them to become wrinkled, then proceeding to finger a girl with your wrinkled hands.

Man 1: "Dude, how was your date with Vicky?"
Man 2: "It was alright. We got in the hot tub, then I totally gave her Grandpa's Gift."

Grandpa's Gift by Glenjamin' July 10, 2010

God's gift 

when someone thinks they are the best thing that ever happened, when in reality they are horribly mistaken.

he swears he's god's gift to women.

God's gift by s March 2, 2005

God's gift 

weed, marijuana also known as God's gift from heaven

How do you think of marijuana?

God's gift

God's gift by Ronny Lancy September 21, 2005

god's gift 

the best kind of weed ever on earth

my homie hooked us up with some god's gift, that stuff is some bomb ass shit!

god's gift by .408:: March 15, 2008

God's gift 

Sarcastic term used for someone who generally contributes no benefits to humanity.

Person 1: I hate Philosophy students, Corvettes, German Shepherd dogs and anything by George Lucas.

Person 2: And I suppose you are God's gift to humanity?

God's gift by Speed Racer July 14, 2004

Holland's Gift 

when your getting a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth and she gargles your cum on your dick

guy1: hey i heard you got some action last night?
guy2: yeah she gave me a Holland's Gift

Holland's Gift by Wilbo777 December 23, 2008

Dan‘s gift 

An unwanted often mildly unpleasant that you stumble upon but was given without ill intent.

A: What is this dirty shirt behind the couch?
L: It is not mine! Somebody must have forgotten it…
S: Well, I guess we have been given Dan‘s gift.

Dan‘s gift by n0t_dan November 20, 2022