funce

verb. a certain type of flatulence that is particularly loud, and sometimes so forceful that the vibrations can be felt by others.

Alec Baldwin once funced so hard he had to get surgery to fix his ruptured anus.

by Thomas Sgroi July 18, 2007

Funce

Had fun once.

"Oh yeah I remember that, I funced. "

by RTcunninglinguistics June 29, 2017

Funce

Verb. To have a good funce of something.

“Be sure to funce yourself on the test today so you don’t miss anything!”

by BrookeWindum45 December 16, 2021

Funce

Verb. To have a good funce.

“Be sure to funce yourself on the test today so you don’t miss anything”

by BrookeWindum45 December 16, 2021

Funce

Something that only lasts a short time or is only fun/funny once(fun/funny+once)

After a while it becomes funce

by Mr blabber October 3, 2025

yard of that fence

high quality oral gratification

A guy goes into a store and asks the saleslady for some profilactics. She says "what size?". He doesn't know so she suggests he go out back and put his shlong in a hole in one of many holes in the fence and tell her which hole fits his shlong. So he gives it a shot and when he puts his shlong in one of the holes, the saleslady goes behind the fence and pleasures him orally making all kinds of slurping sounds and motions. After finishing, he comes back in the store and she asks "well, what size?" He says "I don't know what size, but I'll take a yard of that fence".

by Mr Five Toe October 18, 2013

Don't Wiz on the electric fence!

An fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.

catchy advertisement jingle: *Don't wiz on the electric fence!*

"Don't Wiz on the electric fence!"

ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to Wiz (urinate) on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)

by The Official Wisdom December 13, 2021