fte

fail to eject. When a firearm fails to properly eject (for many reasons) a casing. Generally referred to in relation to semi or full auto firearms.

question) why does my kel-tec always fte?
answer) because kel-tec firearms suck the donkey dick.

by TheBlueMeanie January 6, 2009

FTE

FTE is an acronym which means "Full Trucker Effect". It is a common used term on the Bubba the Love Sponge show on Sirius Satellite radio channel 101 (Howard 101). It is from the Johnny Socko song of the same name, played by Bubba before every show.

Hey Ned, this is Juicy Fruit, FTE here!

by BlitzK October 6, 2007

FTE

Full-Time Equivalent

We hired a contractor that was a FTE.

by Debra Orton August 15, 2006

FTE

- For The Ewoks

Simply because Starwars Wins.

Guy one - FTE!!!

Guy two - you mean ftw right?

Guy One - No it means For the ewoks damn it!

by Popper :) September 8, 2010

FTE

Funniest Thing Ever

Man tells friend something
Friend - "Dude FTE"

by huncamunca2k10 July 26, 2010

fte

means fuck the damn establishment, but not like rebel-im-going-blow-something-up. its more like when someone says something and you just wish said person would get off their high horse and come down to real world (must also be used in non-caps, CAPS is just too damn established really)

Someone says: Telling lies is bad, it gets me into trouble, sex is bad, you could get AIDS, smoking is bad, you will die.
you say: fte *walk away*

by The Guys Without Funny Namez November 13, 2009

FTE

"For the eh."

1) A phrase that represents the feeling of "eh" in a given situation. This feeling is often mutual and can sometimes change for beneficial or negative purposes.

2) A phrase in which stating that something is not ftw, but is not necessarily ftl either.

John: Wow, who knew this would be so tedious to find out an example for fte. ~_~
Bob: Finding examples for a fte definition is fte.
John: Genius!

by Fuzz. E March 8, 2009