floping

occurs by the late arrival of an occasional group member accompied by uneccessary door closing force. actions is accompied by loud "aaahhh" and multitude of emptying pocket actions with objects travelling at high velocities onto the coffee table.

Tycho - Hey guys
*SLAM*
*sits down* ahhhh
*slams keys down*

by foug January 11, 2005

Floping

Expressing flex and cope simultaneously as if they are in a unified super position state.

Buddy said software was going to zero as he bit into his bland avocado sandwich that cut his mouth, that he paid 14.99 for and it was suggested he was just floping to get by.

by Shogun1,000,000 July 21, 2025

squid floping

"Squid Floping" is A form of taunting in the Splatoon games by jumping and turning squid and kid quickly / rapidly

Bro1: *playing Splatoon* yo i'm squid floping
Bro2: yoooo bro You SUCK

by Carss1235 November 18, 2019

catfish floping on the deck

Fucking a girl on the bow of A boat

The catfish floping on the deck is your white ass fucking a girl on the bow of a boat

by Dumn ass June 3, 2016

Floppingbot

Calling someone so dumb that there acting like a dumb robot

You're a floppingbot Elijah
Your being a floppingbot

by Floppingbot May 28, 2020

Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Note: "flopping a straight" can have multiple connotations. In poker, it refers to a situation where a player makes a straight using the first three community cards (the flop). In "poke her", it retains the above definition.

Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.

by Chonky December 9, 2008

Lippy flopping

1) When you be with yo girl, and you be working dat pussy so right that she be so wet, it shoots out like a jet. And you get to rocking that sweet punani so hard that her laffy taffy be slapping all on yo junk and flopping all over da bed.

2) When a man brings his female lover to such a state of arousal, that her vaginal canal produces a surplus of the lubrication required to facilitate intercourse. The male then proceeds to penetrate his partner so vigorously that her labial folds begin to "flop."

Note: Especially popular with women from the greater Pittsburgh area. Traditionally, the female would wear a small pair of furry booties on her feet while engaged in the aforementioned act.

Kent: Damnnn girl, you be so wet, I gots to clean up this mess.
Nicole: Boi, why you all about moppin', let's get to lippy flopping!

by Big Poppa KB October 16, 2010