by The flooner February 08, 2015
The word Floon was declared by the queen of england as the majesticest word to be ever invented.
There are about 3.556 people around the world today who can be called Floon.
The word first apeared in the bible as god said: "Abraham u fuk face, u r the first Floon to be Flooned by me, and from now and on only the Floonest Floons can be called Floon"
The word is used to describe a person who is superior and perfect in any way.
There are about 3.556 people around the world today who can be called Floon.
The word first apeared in the bible as god said: "Abraham u fuk face, u r the first Floon to be Flooned by me, and from now and on only the Floonest Floons can be called Floon"
The word is used to describe a person who is superior and perfect in any way.
Tim: "Hi Joe! Did you do the assignment that Mrs. Gooten give us yesterday?"
Joe: "fck u mate and fck her. Im da fcking Floon and u r all inferior pieces of shit."
Joe: "fck u mate and fck her. Im da fcking Floon and u r all inferior pieces of shit."
by Floon wabalabadabdab noscope October 18, 2018
A portmanteau of "fucking" and "loon". It is often used to describe a vexatious crazy person when more abrasive vocabulary is not appropriate.
Chris: Did you hear? Katie and Tim had a sex change operation where they swapped parts!
Ryan: Ya, they always try and deny it.
Chris: What a couple of floons.
Ryan: Ya, they always try and deny it.
Chris: What a couple of floons.
by floontastic August 02, 2013
The definition of floon has been officially redefined as of January 24, 2009.
floon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters…
F: F*cking slow as hell
L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.
O: Obnoxious.
O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.
N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the floon will believe anything read in the tabloids.
floon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters…
F: F*cking slow as hell
L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.
O: Obnoxious.
O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.
N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the floon will believe anything read in the tabloids.
The floons are jealous of the King of Pop's incredible dancing, singing, and song-writing abilities, and secretly wish they were Him.
by Not_Rachmaninoff...I_swear May 29, 2009
The idiot's version of "flown", commonly used in Southern United States.
verb
Alternate Spellings - flewn, floun, fleun.
verb
Alternate Spellings - flewn, floun, fleun.
by cooolcolin September 19, 2017
A word use to describe obsessed Hillary Clinton supporters who rant and rave that she should be President of the United States regardless of her lack of experience, dependancy on the Clinton name, her unethical tatics to win, and self interest motivatopm. Hillary floons will viciously bash any opponents that compete against her and win over her. The word floon is a combination of the word loon like "looney tunes" and the vulgar word "fucking" together it forms the urban word f'loon. Often said plural and without the apostrophe "floons".
You Hillary floons are a despicable bunch of idiots that will jump off a cliff if Hillary told you to.
Only floons believe Hillary Clinton will win the 2008 Primary after Obama has won majority delegates and popular vote.
Floons believe Hillary will lower gas at the pump, how pathetic, she's pandering and just like floons they are oblivious to reality.
Only floons believe Hillary Clinton will win the 2008 Primary after Obama has won majority delegates and popular vote.
Floons believe Hillary will lower gas at the pump, how pathetic, she's pandering and just like floons they are oblivious to reality.
by tragickingdom May 20, 2008
by Flooninator November 08, 2007