floogie

one singular pubic hair

i sucked down his floogie that night

by grumble slave January 15, 2018

Floogie

A smoking UTESIL that someone blows thru to dillute the smell of weed going into the air. FOR EXAMPLE, after you take a hit of weed you would blow the rip through a plastic bottle or an empty toilet paper roll stuffed with any brand of fabric softner (ie. Bounty, Bounce, Snuggle, etc.) inside of the bottle or roll. Thus filtering the smoke and turning the smell of weed to fresh laundry!

Don't forget to blow thru the fucking floogie SO MY MOM DOESN'T SMELL THE KUSH, BITCH!

by CJ KELIN January 14, 2008

floogie

A Marijuana Cigarette, or joint

I got some good mooch...wanna roll a floogie?

by Erin September 30, 2004

floogie

when someone hacks a loogie on a chode

Last night, I licked the floogie on John's chode.

by sillypie December 20, 2004

floogie bird

A floogie bird is an avian that flies in ever-decreasing concentric circles, at which point, it disappears up its own asshole. At said point in time, the floogie bird can start slinging shit at its adversaries.

Watch out! The floogie bird's coming! Get out of the way or get splattered.

by Wooden Shoe Like Two No. August 25, 2008

Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy

A flat-footed prostitute with venereal disease. "Floogie" was a substitute for "floozie" so the song, - written by Slim Gaillard - could be played on the radio. Floy-doy. Floy-doy. Floy-doy.

Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy, Louis Armstrong and the Mills Brothers, youtube.com/watch?v=yLwGna15NcI

by Round Heeled Floogie w/o floy October 7, 2013

Flooging

When you drape your asscheeks over an occupied bathroom or dressing room stall and take a fat shit on the stall occupant.

Sean was kicked out of Sears after he flooged on a small child early last Monday. Caleb was kicked out of JC Pennys for flooging on a man putting on pants in the changing room.

by CockMyBallTorture January 14, 2020