floathead

a head that floats; a person who is dumb or makes dumb decisions.

Omarion is a floathead because his head is small and looks like it floats.

by lalli April 14, 2010

Flathead Craig

Someone who was and is hated by everyone including his own mother who refused to pick him up as a baby resulting in a flat back part of his head.

That guy acts like such a Flathead Craig, no wonder his wife left. He would need to improve himself to even be a choad

by 4Marley11 November 4, 2017

Forthead

Someone who is dangerously obsessed with the game fortnite; and dedicates their life to winning the game.

Oh yea that kid David never leaves the house anymore, he’s such a forthead.

by Caitygurl87 February 6, 2018

foothead

One whose head measures a foot or more in height

Dude, check out that foothead!
Fuck. His head's bigger than a big sandwich!!

by James Bassett Symons May 28, 2009

flathead

A term used to describe someone with few or no brains or common sense, resulting from repeated beating of one's head against the wall. An antiquated term from mid-20th century.

Little Joey runs out into the street.. in front of a careening ice-cream truck. Dad yells, "Joey! You flathead! Get out of the street!!"

by BlackKat65 June 23, 2010

FLOYDHEAD

One who is addicted to the Pink Floyd!

All Floydheads love "The Floydian Propulsion Project" artistic electronica remix CD only available at www.FLOYDHEAD.com. WORD!

by www.FLOYDHEAD.com August 6, 2003

California Fathead Parrot

A complete moron in the coin chat of a certain web-based auction site.

the california fathead parrot does not actually understand what it says, nor does it have any true intelligence... just like its more famous relative, the african grey.

The California Fathead Parrot is a fucking shithead!

by marsha's nightmare June 28, 2009