Chairman's Flight

A long haul airplane flight that takes place on a weekday, taking off in the morning thus meaning a day of no work. Traditionally this was only reserved for the "Chairman" of a company. Example JFK 9am - LHR 9pm.

Alex managed to get the Chairman's flight and so is missing today's meeting.

by RockyGunner September 15, 2022

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Crow's Flight

The shortest distance from Point A to B without factoring in things like traffic, highways etc.

"Dude, this site says she is only 25 miles away"
"25 miles by a crow's flight"

by KyleReese November 13, 2009

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Gentleman's Flight

A business flight in the late morning (i.e. 11 am) to avoid the crowds and to have enough time to masturbate before going to the airport

Gentleman 1: "Are you sure you're down for another strip club?"
Gentleman 2: "Yeah bro I don't have to get up early... I have a gentleman's flight!"

by CKMeredith June 20, 2025

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pre-flight shit

A mandatory shit you take at the airport, before boarding the plane. Because you don't wanna drop a load in those cramped nasty-ass airplane bathrooms!

Hey Steve, I just took my required pre-flight shit. No way in hell I'm using the bathroom on the plane to drop my load!

by LonePooper February 1, 2018

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flight simulator x

"Flight Simulator X will be able to run above 20FPS in ten years"
~ NASA

Me: WTF!!!!
The Flight Simulator X Community: YEAH WTF!!!

by JackHorner October 25, 2006

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Flight Squad

A group of multiple Wingmen working together in order to help one of their friends score with an attractive mate

Person 1: so how was the party last night?
Person 2: It was amazing, the bros and I were the ultimate Flight Squad for our friend Sam, we persuaded some girl to have sex with him in the bedroom

by MoistCaptain October 9, 2016

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