firm stool

When all hell breaks loose in your toilet. Your shit is harder then coal up John Maddens ass-hole which sucks because you really gotta pinch it off. When it makes impact with the water, it sinks to the bottom and makes a *clunk* sound and you experience everlasting euphoria.

Man, when i got home i had a firm stool
Man, when i listen to Mike Jones I have a firm stool on contact
This guy behind me looks like hes having a firm stool, better let him pass

by Pink Panthers September 21, 2005

Firm Squirter

When a vagina tightly wraps around, covers and squeezes a penis firmly, as the penis cums

Oh my god, my girl gave me a Firm Squirter yesterday, it was amazing

by Rionox December 23, 2022

firm sack

When one enters ones extremely hot bath, his/hers scrotum sack becomes very firm and begins to look like a small dry brain

"oh ouch this bath seems to be slightly to hot, it is beginning to give me a firm sack, better add some cold water before it looks anymore like a brain"

by legacy Lloyd June 9, 2016

firm-a-sure

When you ask someone a question you already know the answer to.

Dumbo: You're off work on Thursday right?

You: Umm, yeah... last week we made camping plans on that day since I'm free, remember?

Then you said "oh right, you're always off on Thursdays"

Dumbo: Sorry just had to "firm-a-sure"

by laceylingerie August 7, 2010

Sit Is Firm

A phrase from the 1800s that expresses ultimate respect for handicapped people.

Oh no worries sir, sit is firm.

by TheEchomaker March 19, 2011

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Firmsquish

A word used to describe a butt that is toned, but not hard, and soft, but not jiggly.

B.J.-Dang man, you see Tanya's butt last night in the volleyball game?

Daveon- yeah, dawg. Her booty is madd firmsquish!

by Mrs.Mescudi1993 November 26, 2010