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fifner

An absolute god, the best person you will ever find. The other definition is bullshit
by TwtFer June 21, 2021
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Filner

1. The act of leaning in to give someone a kiss and instead, licking that person's face.
2. Forcing one's tongue into another's mouth (in an unwanted gesture).

Named after ousted San Diego Mayor, Bob Filner.
"My wife hates it when I give her a Filner, but the dog is free to do so."
by ShrinkRap September 11, 2013
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Filnered

To be the victim of unwanted sexual advance by an elderly, creepy individual. Especially an advance that involves face licking.
She thought he was leaning in to listen to her and instead, he Filnered her. In disgust, she had to wipe the drool off her cheek with the back of her hand.
by Sandy Eggo August 25, 2013
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Spidget finner

Jordy: OMFG I JUST GOT THE ULTIMATE SPIDGET FINNER. OMFGOOOOOOD.
by Demtane June 11, 2017
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finer than frog hair

Generally, used to describe several different things as follows:

1. A person's own excellent physical/mental state.

2. The outstanding physical appearance of another person.

3. A state of being extremely thin

(Since frogs do not have hair, something that is "finer than frog hair" means something that is as thin/fine/excellent as possible).
1. Bill: "How are you doing today?"

Joe: "Man, I'm finer than frog hair!!"

2. Bill: "Wow, have you seen that new girl in accounting?"

Joe: "Yes...what a hottie, she is finer than frog hair!!"

3. Bill: "This new fishing line is the thinnest I've ever seen"

Joe: "I agree, it is finer than frog hair"
by the big tiger January 18, 2011
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fitnerd

a fitness nerd; a person who loves working out and gets all technical about technique, form, supplements, protein shakes. The best wieghtlifting moves and generally just talks in a language only other fitnerds can understand.
"Man, look at that fitnerd over there, going off about supercompensation and that meathead has no idea what he is saying. He just keeps nodding and flexing."
by SchwObama February 5, 2010
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finnerty

an ancient heraldic name from the county Roscommon in central Ireland, dating from the 3100 BC, named by king Foinne Natca, meaning White Snow in Gaelic. from his name comes Finnerty, Finney, Finnely and other such deritives. so, the name Finnerty is as old as the pyramids. stupid name, eh?
the Finnerty's emigrated in 1848 in Boston.
by wode August 1, 2007
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