fedding

Fake wedding: A celebration for women who have concluded they don't want to/might not get married but don't want to miss out on their 'big day'. A response to the fact that most women only want to get married for a) the proposal (flattering) and b) the party (more undivided attention). An opportunity for ladies to spend a foolish amount of money on a dress they will wear once, a decent hairdo, a massive cake, flowers, a chauffer-driven entrance, a good time for all their loved ones and a photographer (to capture the 'blushing' hostess in as much glory as her middle-age can muster). Ideally combined with 40th birthday celebrations to encourage the co-operation of one's nearest and dearest, as opposed being branded an 'asshole'.

You're invited to attend my fedding this April. (You'd better be there as I'll be having a whale of a time, whether you are or not, and the pictures won't look as good if I'm alone.)

by frezley December 16, 2011

fedding

The art of doing FED (Front End Development)

Mic and James are the best at fedding

by Moros_ January 4, 2016

fedding

A sexual manuver involving the rare coincidental occasion of the combination of a wedding, a funeral, and the act of felching. To Fed is to feltch during a simultanous Wedding/ Funeral, and is generally considered to be in bad form.

"Wow, Joe, incredible wedding. But I'm sorry your grandfather died."

"Yeah, I just wish my bride hadn't pulled a fedding with the corpse. Poor gramps. Oh, and me for marrying her."

by Jindalhooey November 8, 2007

Fedding

Masturbating to an exceeding level, at extreme places. Usually related to animals.
Originated from the Greek

Joe: "where ya been mate?"

Federico: " I was fedding on the balcony"

by Federico de Maria March 20, 2017

Fedding

Backdooring your homie , federal agent informant or police informant, there name will be all over the police statements and or used in the court of law .

Marko told jakob "Im fedding ", i'll snitch right away.

by amgdeion April 16, 2022

Fedding

an act of snitching

If you don’t give me my money i’m fedding

by rapper nott rapper November 18, 2022

fedding

Verb form of a “fed” or an “undercover agent/narc” which means to act like a fed

Friend 1: Yo can you pass me the weed you have
Friend 2: Dude stop fedding

by iMickeyL January 30, 2024