emo boy's kissing

When straight guys can't get any girls so they go and makeout with their bestfriend, who happens to look like a girl and brag to all their emo friends on xanga or myspace that they are in, what they call, 'love'.

Emo boy's kissing:
Harrison:-Cry's- Omggg!!!! Lucy dumped me again!!!
Tom:Dude I hadn't had a girlfriend for like 4 years!!-sobs-
Bob:MY FUCKING SISTER SAID I LOOKED LIKE A GIRL!-cuts self-
Tom:Hey, I have an Idea, let's all makeout, and take pictures of it, and we'll be cooler than XRyanX.

by mickeymouse July 22, 2008

Middle Aged Emo Boy Sexual

Being sexually attracted to men in the age range of their 30s-40s and typically these men are in emo rock bands in which they sing about death and their feelings. they typically have red, black, or brown hair and scream a lot. More specifically, they are most likely to be found in New Jersey or Ohio. This sexually is very hard to pursue, considering these men are 20+ years older than you, they are married, they have kids, and they don’t even know you exist even though they saved your life.

Omg you’re so pretty, are you lesbian?
Oh no you see, I’m middle aged emo boy sexual

by Emo fag:) May 3, 2021

emo soccer boy

“emo soccer boy” is someone who identifies as a boy and is a soccer player. an emo soccer boy is also someone who is constantly sad and depressed! emo soccer boy is the best way to describe your best guy-friend depressed soccer player.

you’re being such an emo soccer boy right now.

by shurbup February 10, 2022

emo scene boy

an emo scene boy is a exactly as it sounds. it is often used in terms of when people are acting melodramatic and bitchy.

"i am so pissed that we couldn't get those good seats, i feel like crying and not talking!"

"...stop being an emo scene boy!"

by miss_sixty July 18, 2006

national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day

national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day is every day.

Cum on her any day you‘d like

“Ayo, its national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day, like everyday“
“Sick, lemme cum on her“

by lcnyxx December 18, 2021

Emo Boys

Are the nicest dudes you will ever meet. Yes, they are tapped into their emotions. And no, they don't cry in corners and slit their wrists. And are not gay. And they actually care about other peoples emotions. These stupid little ideas that people are product of a sick society that wants every one to wear Abercrombie and be perfect. They seriously are, the coolest people you could ever meet and they probally have alot more fun than you stupid conformists do. They make life interesting by not blending in. And thank god that they don't blend in. The world could use more guys that are emotional. And I mean, it'd be great. Because emo guys don't just think about sex. They actually care about how you feel. And you know, I love them for that. Because girls deserve to have men say something sweet about them once in awhile. Instead of, "Wow, she's hot!" The emo boy would say something simular to, "Hello, my darling girls name here how are this lovely evening?"

Sonny Moore and Matt Good are gorgeous emo boys.

by Kathryn [Katie] November 10, 2006

emo boys

Basically some of the world's most amazing and most unique guys you could ever get. The word Perfect would probably explain it all. Emo boys are the most cutest/adorablest things in the entire world, they're so sweet/caring/loving and they are also vain.They are amazing, you basically cannot describe them. If you see what they look like or even get to KNOW them i'm pretty sure you wont be calling them 'gay' or 'faggot' again. You know their emo if they wear really tight black jeans, a band t-shirt, have amazing black hair, wear makeup and listen to genre's such as punk/rock/indie or anything including the word metal in it. And no you worthless human they do not all cut their wrists and go in corner's and cry. Like them or not , it dosent give you a right to make fun about them. And dont mistake them for goths because they are a complete opposite from that. They would most likely call you a Chav which you possibly already are. And if you're a wog , stay away because people like that are way more than what you are or ever will be.
Hah, i think that's enough for now but yeah xD. Thank-you to anyone who ACTUALLY read this it would mean alot.
Emo's are perfection =.
AND IT DOSENT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK, and that includes you, yeah you behind you're screen =O * pokes you with a spork *

&tannie; xo

Emo boys are perfection.

by &tannie; xo November 3, 2006