Egg Basketed

To get someone Pregnant

Girl": "Hey, I just found out I was egg basketed today... ."
Guy: You're pregnant?

Someone pats an woman's stomach.
"Girl... you're looking like you were egg basketed..."

by Anesthetique March 18, 2015

Egg Basket

To insert one man's testicles (the eggs) into another mans foreskin (the basket.) Requires at least one uncircumcised penis.

Pete and James performed an egg basket for Sarah's amusement.

by Pete & James April 25, 2007

Hindu Egg Basket

When a fella sits on your face resting a bollock (his eggs) in each one of your eye sockets (the baskets) and the residue from his sweaty hoop leaves a shit stained dot where a bindi would be.

Gary, lay on the floor. I'm gonna show you my hindu egg basket.
Niccccce one, Garrry.

by CREGGYBOMBS September 10, 2019

eggs in a basket

slang for two testicles in the vagina and the penis in the anus simultaneously.

Jerry worked for years before he was able to achieve eggs in a basket with Laura. It was the crowning achievement of his life.

by Jerry Mandarin November 29, 2011

Eggs in the basket

When a guy puts his testicles in a girl's vagina.

Will talked Molly into doing eggs in the basket

by Dougie1156 August 27, 2016

Eggs in the basket

When you stick both your testicles in a woman's vagina.

"Last night when I was with that girl, I put my eggs in the basket."

by Square Brain Cunt April 27, 2020

eggs in a basket

a homosexual practice involving resting ones testicles on the testicles of another, usually in a non-sexual circumstance.

My boyfriend and I were watching tv together in the nude, so we put our eggs in a basket.

by MyNewBoyfriend September 8, 2011