eat shit

1. (slang) To have some sort of accident
2. Literally to eat some sort of feces

1. That turn was so sharp it made him eat shit.
2. Why does your dog eat shit?

by John D August 23, 2003

eat shit

To have an accident resulting in contact with the ground at speed, while riding a human-powered vehicle such as a bicycle or skateboard.

You should wear pads and a helmet when mountain biking, as even the most experienced biker is bound to eat shit from time to time.

by Michael Ellis April 10, 2006

eat shit

an expression of extreme dislike or anger when used in the imperitive, ie go fuck yourself

"You THINK I'm the selfish one in this relationship, Jack? Well, eat shit and die!"

by Rachel Broderick April 20, 2005

eat shit

To take a bad fall, similar to the terms "eat snow" in snow skiing and "eat dirt" in biking. Eat shit can conveniently be used to describe a fall on any kind of terrain, including gravel, concrete, snow, ice, water, or anything you can think of. It is a commonly used term in waterskiing.

Dude... I'm a great waterskiier, but I always eat shit coming around that damn turn!

by JCGould May 5, 2008

eat shit

the act of putting a bit or chunk of feces in one's mouth, and then swallowing.

I am eating a piece of shit.

by James July 25, 2003

eat shit

(verb) to be subervient or submissive.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

eat shit

While snowboarding or skiing and wipping out and eating snow.

-"Fuck man, did you see me just ate shit! "

by k-dawg March 19, 2005