eat kids

When a woman sucks a mans dick and swallows the cum (kids)

“i would really like to eat kids, specifically your kids”

by eatbattyfam March 19, 2020

I eat kids

I eat kids just a man or woman esting kids

Man or woman who literally eats kid. i eat kids

WomanRight!

by King-nutt April 27, 2019

eat my kids

1.to suck dick or eat pussy and swallow the cum

Girl: shut up fuck boy
Boy: eat my kids

by jennlysse November 22, 2016

I'll eat your kids

A phrase used as intimidation; used many times by Mike Tyson to intimidate his opponents before a match

I'm fucking crazy!! I'll eat your kids bitch!!

by Yalts March 29, 2008

I'll eat your kids

A term used to express extreme distaste and anger towards someone of low competence. (Especially when the person is a moronic, cliche douchebag)

Tyler: Hey, dude. Tell your mom I said "hi."
Phil: Shut the hell up. I'll eat your fuckin' kids.

by Phildo January 20, 2005

I'll eat your kids

A faggot wanting to swallow semen

"hey lets stop dancing for a little and go to my truck. I'll will get you off and I'll eat your kids "

by Absurdny October 20, 2008

Eat The Fat Kids

A grindcore band from Keokuk, Iowa. They somehow immediately became famous for going super crazy on stage and doing stupid shit like pushing eachother and causing self-inflicted harm to eachother.

Man 1: "Did you see Eat the Fat Kids play last week?"

Man 2: "No. They just hurt eachother. It's actually kind of boring."

by xxxshotgunxxxxx February 1, 2010