etown

Elyria, Ohio.

A city west of Cleveland. Elyria is the only city that has earned the right to be called etown. Its mainly a decaying industrial city with a dying downtown thats losing population. Its not all bad though the Northside and Eastside are both very nice, the westside is kinda bad. The southside is the hood and very dangerous though.

Oberlin is boring, lets go to etown where theres actually fun things to do like shopping at the ghetto mall or dodging bullets on the southside near 13th street.

by 4rmEtown October 2, 2009

Etown

Referring to the Canadian city of Edmonton. Used by local young people as a method of sounding g-thug.

Yeah, I gonna hit Etown up dis week'nd, when i can get a ride from my ma.

by Pukus May 25, 2011

Etown

Another name for Enfield, CT. Where Raiders eat Falcons for Dinner! Or Falcons fly and Raiders Die

Etown has two high Schools!

by raidergrad04 May 14, 2005

Etown

Is the way people (mostly) from Alberta, Canada refer to the capital city Edmonton.

When are Metallica coming to Etown next?

by nakedj September 25, 2004

Etown P'zone

Similar to the alabama hot pocket it is where you vomit in a girls vagina then fuck it

I met this girl last night and was so drunk I couldn't help but give her the Etown P'zone

by Diller October 16, 2008

etown jigga

A ghetto ass person from Elizabeth, NJ.. Especially from the Port (Downtown), Elizabeth Ave, or uptown by Newark..

Yo, Shaneequa be lookin' like a str8 up etown jigga!

by etown_muppet January 11, 2005

Etown College

The absolute worst college in all of America. Full of ugly bitches, libtards, and home of the corniest parties ever.

Person 1: Yo you tryna party at Etown College tonight bro?
Person 2: Fuckssss no babyyyy I'd rather choke my chicken all night. There will be 80% dudes 20% bitches and 19.8% of the bitches look like my left testicle.

by Barack Huessin Obama September 20, 2022