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dragon's bitch

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One who is a slave to a legendary reptilian beast. Often used to demean a gamer who plays Skyrim.
Beto: "Awww man, how did i get killed by that stupid Mudcrab?!"

Alex: "It's probably cuz you're a dragon's bitch, dude haha!"

Beto: "STOP TALKING!!!"
by Electroso April 25, 2014
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Dragon's kiss

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The act of inhaling marijuana smoke and then kissing another person while exhaling. The person being kissed inhales the smoke.
I gave a girl her first dragon's kiss last night. She caught a little buzz.
by DrTeeeth December 14, 2010
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Dragon's Neck

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A noun describing the skin that attaches the scrotum to the penis.
While the penis is flacid and scrotum saggy, said skin is often seems very abundant in quantity thus resembling the front neck of a mature/ old dragon.

Often loose, hanging, saggy in nature with multible, vertical layers of skin.

This loose state of the genitalia is often caused by a warm, humid environment. Therefore it is most prone to appear in the heat of the summer or if you dress properly in winter.
"Damn, I got my dragon's neck stuck in my zipper again!"

"I got some saggy ass dragon's neck going on right now, I tell ya."

"Woww, that dude's got enough dragon's neck to use it as a boat sail!!"
by Simca April 19, 2013
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A turd that begins in the hole of the siphon of the toilet bowl and remains entirely intact. The importance of the intact body lies in the fact that it must be long enough for it to lay its glistening head outside of the water surrounding the beast's cave.
I had to leave the dirty toilet paper outside the bowl until I could properly document my dragon's lair. Shit was crazy.
by Thee White Knight September 18, 2010
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Very similar to regular bukkake. However, the men who are jerking off have butane lighters taped parallel to their dicks. Right as they're about to cum, they switch on the lighter and douse the receiving party in hot, fiery cum.
Very popular with cults and Yugoslavians.
Doctor: you've got a third degree burn on your fourhead, how'd it happen?
Slut: DRAGON'S BREATH BUKKAKE
by PapaDucc April 27, 2017
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Dragon’s Breath

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That feeling you get when you exhale from slamming some seriously fucking potent liquor. A slight burning sensation in which you feel like you could light on fire.
Dude I got fucking Schmacked last night at the party by slamming some liquor and burned Sarah’s pubes off with my Dragon’s Breath.
by Coldrove October 18, 2020
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dragon's tongue

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When your man's significant junk hangs out of his short shorts and wraps around his thigh. See pet turtle.
After defeating Sauron, Frodo curled his spent body against Samwise Gamgee's dragon's tongue in the pit of Mt. Doom.
by Testudines69 January 16, 2011
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