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draftsman

A Draftsman is a person employed in the engineering field who draws lines for the engineer. This person is usually someone who couldn't cut it in school as an engineer due to their lack of intellect and problem solving skills, hence they employ their coloring book skills and draw lines and circles for engineers.

Draftsmen are usually bitter, and pissed off because they know that they will be limited to drawing lines and being the engineer's bitch. When possible, Draftsmen try to fool others into thinking they are actual engineers.
Draftsmen are almost always mentally unstable and are incredibly difficult to work with.
The majority of draftsmen can't spell.
Dude, that guy is such an asshole! Why is he so pissed off about life? ...Oh. Shit, I didn't know he was a draftsman.
My bad.
by Captain Meathole December 1, 2017
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craftsmanshit

A quality of manufacturing used by companies who would like their products to break within a short period of time, in order to sustain their sales. Common in DVD players, kitchen appliances, etc.
Is Devon an idiot? Apex put their finest craftsmanshit into that DVD player, and when it broke, he bought the same one!
by bjergen March 23, 2007
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craftsman

A tool guarenteed for life. This person is such a tool they will never be known as otherwise.
That guy is a fucking Craftsman.
by GeoTracker October 19, 2005
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Captain Craftsman

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.
Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!
by Jonno93 January 24, 2006
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Craftsman drill press

V8 Mango Peach Juice with a splash of Vodka.
Guy One- "Hey foo', why dont you fix me up a Craftsman drill press"

Guy Two- "Go fuck yo'self"
by DoucheBagger March 7, 2010
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Craftsman Boner

The immense sense of pride one feels after building something or watching something be constructed.
"How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"
by Pile Roastans July 14, 2016
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Craftsman auto-hammer

The hammer of choice for pounding produce up ones ass. preferable carrots.
damn that was funny pounding the shit out of his ass with the Craftsman auto-hammer especially those damn carrots.
by cch pounder January 17, 2010
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