dotps

daotps means damage over time per second

ow my dotps is 30

by kindastupidmaybesmart May 7, 2021

Pushing Dots & Jerkin' Chicken

The act of managing a group of high tech workers for the express purpose of finding cause to fire them so the department can be "off-shored" to India.
Favorite tactics include destroying loyal employees reputations while building moral events around activities that divide the group.

Willis is trying to make sure she or her new hubby don't get fired by pushing dots and jerkin' chicken so that everyone else gets fired.

by Stan West September 10, 2004

oopsie doopsie

A Swedish reporter and journalist most commonly known as Gloria Borger. She is on CNN but she is most famously known for her role on Pew News where she updates you on all the big oopsies.

scenario 1
Oopsie Doopsie: Welcome to Pew news, THis is Oopsie Doopsie *mouth pop*

scenario 2

Guy 1: In my personal opinion, I think oopsie doopsie is the best reporter on pew news
Guy 2: I don't watch pew news
Guy 1: you can't be my friend if you don't stan oopsie doopsie

by ScreamTeamAngi on twitter December 21, 2018

Doopsy Doodle

1. The art of finessing somebody 2. Dangling someone in hockey. How this great set of words came to be was there was just this one night... Playing some CHEL that I absolutely deked the left nut of my opponent and just spat the word out to my team mates. DOOOOPSYYY DIDDLEY DOOODLED. Doopsy Diddle Doodled- A more intense way of saying Doospy doodled. Originated in PITTSBURGH PA. USA

1. I bought that whore shoes, jewelry , and whatever the fuck else and she tells me she’s been fucking my best friend.... Get doopsy doodled. 2. Bro I fucking doopsy doodled that tit fucker and then buried a bardown wrister bud.

by Joe Trusko May 6, 2018

dompstomp

A traditional dance performed in the french town of Domps, performed by the Dompsois during the wine harvest.

Hurry to the town centre or we'll miss the Dompstomp

by SuperAndroidWeaver February 10, 2017

Thot dots

The dots that girls paint on their face before attending a high school football game. Often painted on around the eyes in the shape that resembles half of an infinity sign.

“Hey do you have any paint? I need to touch up on my thot dots.”

by Ursuchafuckinghoe October 9, 2018

The Dots

When texting/instant messaging with another person usually a girl and the sender sends a message thats either perverted or a message that the reciever of the message does not agree with religiously, morally, or thinks is just plain gross and in return replies with a number of periods.

John: (Do you swallow?)

Jessica: (...)

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Jacob: what happened bro?

John: she gave me the dots man.

by B0N6W4T3R December 31, 2011