Doose

South Nee Jersey slang for Douche

Rocky cancelled his trip upstate. He doosed everyone.

by South Jersey Slang Coordinator June 16, 2018

doose

to go and take a big shit

"Hey man, i gotta go drop a doose"

by pookie April 4, 2005

Doose

Pretty, Amiable, Graceful and Sensible lady.

My girlfriend is soo rude, I wish she were a Doose.

by mos-anon April 17, 2013

Doose

1.) An Animal that is half duck, half moose. It is normally found in your backyard or wherever Cap'n Crunch is sold.

Guy 1: Whoa man, you better put away that beef jerky. A doose might be near.

Guy 2: Okay, those animals can get pretty crazy.

by Dooses4ever May 4, 2009

Doose

a combination of a deer and a moose; commonly and often humorously confused with deuce

Steve: Dude, I was walking a trail the other day and saw this fat doose over by the trees.
James: That is disgusting.

by RufflesStiltskin November 15, 2011

Doose

Dyl and Goose, obviously!

Always a good time at the Doose Roost!

by Doosicle November 29, 2021

Doose

Slang word for a vaping device, most commonly used to refer to a Geek Bar.

Person 1: "Let me rip that doose!"
Person 2: "Rip that shit!"

by stickycum January 20, 2025