doich

The best protein/healthy cookie in the entire world

Can I get a doich?!

by anonymous fan September 8, 2021

Doich

A way to express happiness

Wife- honey, here’s your beer
Husband- DOICH!

by anonymous fan September 8, 2021

Spike the doich

To smoke weed subtly. “Spike” meaning smoke, “doich” meaning weed

You want to meet up later and spike the doich *wink wink*

by Staarbucks June 18, 2022

sloochin von doitchen

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor

so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke

by PhiL dA CooKa October 13, 2011

Jesper Dichmann

- Noun
Chicargo-slang. Commonly used for people with an eating disorder.

Rasmus: Ay you fat
Justin: nah i just have Jesper Dichmann
Rasmus: aight fair enough

by MikeTheShikes April 6, 2019

Dooch

A Mormon con-man who is extremely skilled in the art of persuasion but lacks the work ethic to actually complete the con job.

Typically dreams up crazy schemes.

That guy Rob.... he’s such the Dooch!

by Otee June 19, 2019

doched

doch or doched refers to a situation when you are "doched" or fucked very bad
the term "doch" is another meaning for "fuck" it is widely used in asian countries like India,Bhutan,Bangladesh,Pakistan

"ash wanted to doch neal cause neal doched him before"
"he was doched yesterday because he did not complete his homework"
"i doched him very badly after what he did to my car"
"we are planning to doch him for his poor performance"
"i was doching her when you called yesterday"

by NealCaffrey November 26, 2013