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Dog Cock Rod 

When a man puts his erect penis into a dog's anus, then uses the dog as a cock extension. The most popular dog cock rod is a sausage dog it adds the most length without too much weight. The rough fur also add for extra clitoral stimulation making dem bitches pretty happy.
1. John sure used his dog cock rod to its maximum potential, that bitch look very tired.
2. Wow! My dog cock rod is so good, she loved it.
3. That st bernard was awesome, the extra girth did it for me, oh and the free lubrication (its slavery chops).
Dog Cock Rod by Twiggy222 June 5, 2014

Dog's Cock 

Or Dog Cock; journalist slang for the exclamation mark (!)
A full stop's not enough for that sentence - better add a dog's cock.
Dog's Cock by Gugus August 15, 2006

Dog's Cock 

Also "dogcock" or "dogscock." British journalese for an exclamation mark (!) due to the visual similarity. Considered vulgar but widely used within the industry.

Mentioned in Lynn Truss's book EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES.
"Can't we get along with just one dog's cock on that banner? Surely three is going over the top."
Dog's Cock by al-in-chgo March 18, 2011

Cock Dog 

The act of placing your cock in a hot dog bun putting some catchup or mustard on it and trying to serve it to a woman.
Dude1: Oh man dude I tried the cock dog trick at a party last night it totally worked.

Dude2:Oh really awesome, what happened?

Dude1:I got my ass beat by her boyfriend.
Cock Dog by Ironblood30 August 26, 2009

Cock-Dog 

A person who always has to bring you down when you are happy about something

A person who always says "for sure" when you make plans then squiggles out at the last minute
Me: This apple pie my mom made sure is delicious

Dude: I hope you are still saying that about apple pie after your mom dies.

Me: Thanks Cock-Dog.
Cock-Dog by Charlie505 April 13, 2010

Cock Dog 

A stupid person who is full of themselves;Show-off, Insult
Man that Captian of the Football team is such a Cock Dog. or Ryan Seacrest is a salty Cock Dog
Cock Dog by Matthew LaBonte June 1, 2006