do a Josh

to 'do a Josh' is when a guy goes after a girl that they really like, but the girl has a boyfriend. Therefore their groundwork is in vain.

Hey, I saw Fred do a Josh the other day - he's not going to get anywhere with that chick!

by ApexB October 4, 2005

Doing a Josh

"Doing a Josh" is where a person is able to do something, but puts himself down about it, until he thinks he can't.

Sion: I can't make this awesome Pk jump luls.
Cal: Yes you can! stop doing a josh.

* attempts jump *


and Sion spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair. :D

by Jpazza September 30, 2008

do a josh

crack your iphone's (or any other gadget) screen by unexpectedly dropping it on a hard surface from a relevant height.

I will never do a josh again.. that's what he said.. when a strange sound tickled his ears..

by and2 October 27, 2012

Doing A Josh

That moment in tarkov when your in a gun fight but your teammate's extracting

Damb he really do be Doing A Josh

by wasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasd August 23, 2020

Doing The Josh Hawley

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.

He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021

do a josh

Promise something at a determined milestone but never do it when reaching the said milestone.

Omg, did you do a josh?

by sndisnsksneleen January 21, 2020

Do Daniel & Josh have big Hotdogs

Yes, YES! They Indeed do, all the women hotdog eaters say its soo long and tasty that the ketchup doesnt have taste.

Girl: Did you enjoy Daniel & Josh's Hot Dogs? Do Daniel & Josh have big Hotdogs

Girl 2 I Indeed did!!

by Daniel And Josh June 13, 2020