disapped

To be disappointed.

Joey: broski this shit sucks.

Ryan: bro nobody's disapped but you.

by CheesyChunk December 20, 2024

disappeareted

A portmanteau of disappeared and deleted.

Woah! My teammate just got disappeareted!

by Cynthia <3 December 7, 2016

Disappenis

The complete and hasty disappearance of nearly all of the normally external, and usually erect, penis which can result from one of many atrocious turnoffs which a female sexual partner is capable of during or immediately prior to intercourse. Turnoffs which a disappenis may result from could include the presumably female partner revealing her penis during foreplay, dispelling flatulence while male is performing oral sex, or asking her male partner "are you in yet?" several minutes after intercourse was actually initiated.

Guy 1: Dude, how'd things go with that babe after you left?

Guy 2: Not well, man. Not well. 5 minutes into it and BAM...a god damned disappenis.

Guy 1: Ouch. What happened?

Guy 2: She said I was gonna have to wear a condom.

by sprackus August 27, 2010

Disappearing Ass Syndrome

A progressive wasting syndrome of the gluteal muscles most commonly seen in aging white men, considered to be a combined result of both advanced age and disuse atrophy.

Yeah, you bet this Disappearing Ass Syndrome messes with my motorcycle ride.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 23, 2020

Nigger Disappear

An occurance involing an individual of negro, or miscegenated, heritage vanishing at a time in which something needs to be done or witnessed(by the nigger not present). Often confused with Slack Ass, occurances are usually symptomatic of Nigger Mortis.

Tyrone pulled a Nigger Disappear for the results of Shanika's, LaQueefa's, Yolanda's, Ja'Mika's and De Shawna's paternity tests.

by TMan44 September 9, 2005

disappeared

To be taken away by spooks within the government such as the CIA or FBI and either secretly killed or taken to one of the secret underground prisons operated by them.

"When we last saw Jim he was attending some anti-war rally. That was 2 weeks ago. I think the government disappeared him."

by G.S.S September 8, 2007

Disappearing Panda

When a man and woman are having sex 'doggie-style', with the man wearting a condom, and the man says,
"Oh look, a disappearing panda."
And when the woman turns to look at the man, he quickly pulls out, removes the condom and snaps her in the eye with it.

As in the previous example, which did not state the sex being engaged in was 'doggie-style',
"I can't believe how dumb she is. I actually pulled a Disappearing Panda on her last night."

by spacetrucker February 17, 2008