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one direction's life

to hang out with buddies and do different amusing things like going in cafes, cinemas, shopping malls, taking pictures without caring how much money you spent
- Shall we go out somewhere??
- Sorry, i haven't got my salary yet , i wish i could have one direction's life!
by EmmaPumpkin May 12, 2020
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Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!
Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
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One Direction Stan

A really cool person with an amazing taste in music who is in love with 5 of the best humans in the world.
Person 1: I'm a one direction stan
Person2: Oh my god thats so cool let's be best friends
by harryscoucounut April 17, 2021
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director's cut

The long version (of a story). So-named due to the fact that most Director's Cuts of films are longer, sometimes interminably so.
Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."

Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? We don't need the director's cut.
by ChuckChaser69 November 3, 2009
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Video Game Director's Cuts

An awesome flash website with some of the best video game flash parody movies on the web.
www.videogamedc.net
Video Game Director's Cuts is where you can relive your pixeled past.
by Master Yoshi February 11, 2004
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Director's commentry

1)On a DVD a director quietly commentin
on the films events,storyline,special fx

2)Outside a train station a smelly gentleman of the road muttering into his can of Tennents Super,commentin on the weather,"what's he lookin at?", "that bitch", etc
What fur yee lickin aat ma porpull TIN ye jakey kaant,wanna get oot ta Leith fir a burst mooth ya flabby bashtard...
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
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director's cut

A man with an uncircumcised penis, or the penis itself.
Derived from the film industry marketing tag for a later release of a film undefiled by the meddling of a studio, "Full length, and un-cut".
Upon seeing an uncircumcised penis, "Yeah, you're a director's cut! Good for your parents..."
by corrino2000 December 28, 2007
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