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dickstuck

When someone puts off all other forms of social interaction due to some extremely good sex. This is not the same as being "whipped" as the individual is not being controlled by their partner, they are willingly avoiding previously common aspects of their lives for that holy booty.
"Dude have you seen or talked to David at all? I haven't heard from him in 3 weeks."
"No, he's dating that nurse who is a stripper on the side and has been dickstuck for weeks."
by Sullenmax April 3, 2017
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Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck

The sexual act of acquiring an erect penis, and falling face-first, so that ones penis bursts out of the anus. The female then proceeds to straddle the now raw penis.
"Yo Chev, I just saw someone doing the reverse Thornton asshole dickfuck"

"Damn, he alright?"
by Jerome Momas December 24, 2013
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dick stuck in toaster

Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster
by pleblurd6969 February 28, 2016
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Dickstick

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.
"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."
by knight_visionn December 6, 2009
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dickfuckle

A person who is ignorant and a prick.
He's such a dickfuckle; I hate him.
by Jack as fuck November 12, 2015
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dickstruck

When all other positive or negative attributes of a man fall to the wayside on account of him having either a big dick or being really good in bed.
"He's kind of a lame but I can't help it, I'm dickstruck."
by THAT_GIRL1 October 24, 2011
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Dickfuck

A supposed adult man who still gets an allowance from his mom and throws literal hissyfits when he wants to buy something and is told to use his own money. Completely unable to support himself so he leeches off other people in his life. Also, was on top chef and lost because he doesn’t know how to cook a shrimp. And he trespassed to poison a tree on someone else’s property by drilling holes in the trunk and injecting homemade herbicide, all because the tree’s branch was blocking sun to solar panels he wanted on his roof. And he’s going bald and is really self-conscious about it.
“He is suuuuuuch a dickfuck.”
by Justa.littlebitch June 9, 2020
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