dick fucked

when your dick gets fucked very hard.

Guy 1-"Did you get dick fucked last night cause i did and it felt soooo good?!"
Guy 2-"nah, I didnt but i wish. You sure are a lucky man!"

by mydickhasbeenfuckedintheass November 6, 2017

dick fuck

Short for dick head and fucker. It's something that you'd say to a penis wrinkle or an asshole.

My boss is a dick fuck.

by Bazerkdajerk September 8, 2006

dick fucking

Sticking your dick in somebody else's pee hole
going from pole to pole (two dicks facing each other) to pole (now the two dicks have formed one fat dick)

Daniel: Dude Caleb totally got caught dick fucking last Friday.
Scott: yeah i hear he had to go to the hospital for that shit

by Miguel Antonio Franco February 16, 2008

dick fuck

Someone who is ignorant and stupid. No longer welcome at gatherings or events.

Hey Tina, you hanging out with that kid ramone? That kids a fucking dick fuck.

by Kelly P., Crystal A. December 24, 2008

dick fuck

person who understnds nothing that is said to them

eddie is such a dick fuck!

by bubbasaywhat September 27, 2008

dick fuck

A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.

I didn't come here to cuddle, I came here to fuck you dick fuck.
I don't need a 31 year old dick fuck to babysit.

by cupcakes10 February 27, 2010

dick fuck

inserting a finger or foreign object into the penis hole.

I saw this porno where this bitch fucked this guys dick with her toung and fingers giving him a dick fuck.

by A fuckin men to that June 11, 2006