dick beater

term coined by large disgruntled pregnant ladies and other various man-haters to refer to a mans hands.

"Now I know you didn't just touch me with those dick beaters of yours!!"

by Christa Kay February 8, 2007

dick beater

See wanker

Bloody dick beater

by Anon September 15, 2003

dick-beaters

(noun) Slang term referring someone's hands and/or fingers, oftentimes in a disparaging way.

Before he set off on his weekend away from home Thomas told his neighbor, Terry, "Now I expect to find all of my possessions and personal property to be right where I last left everything when I return on Monday. In short, keep your goddamn dick-beaters off of anything that does not belong to you."

by Nikki Stixx February 16, 2021

dick beaters

The hands of a male which are used to manually pleasure himself in order to satisfy his sexual frustration.

Dont touch me with your crusty dick beaters!

by SeptiK September 7, 2003

dick beaters

hands (on a guy usually) - often said when someone is intruding on your personal belongings, etc.

"Get those dickbeaters off of my radio!"

by jim nicoloff November 13, 2002

dick beaters

"Keep your damn dick beaters off my shit"

When a male is trying to put is hands on your personal belongings (dick beaters)

by harrisj January 26, 2008

Dick Beater

The terminal, prehensile part of the arm in humans and higher primates, consisting of the wrist, metacarpals, fingers, and thumb or an impression of the markings of the inner surface of the last joint of the thumb or other fingers.

Mom said to wash your dick beaters before you come to dinner. You will be in trouble if I fined one more dirty dick beater on my wall!

by Mary Eileen July 16, 2008