dflds

pronounced "diffeldus". Don't Feel Like Doing Shit. An important sounding word for the times you just don't feel like doing anything, i.e. - going to work, taking out the trash, etc...

John: I heard that Bob isn't coming in to work.
Mary: Yeah, he told the boss that he had an extreme case of dflds.

by cszjr May 2, 2008

DFYDS

An acronym for the phrase "Double Fuck You Dick Sandwich."
Usage:

1) As an directed dismissive insult, as one might use "fuck you"
2) As an interjection of distress or dispair
3) In reference to a sexual undertaking involving two males and one female
4) As a menu option at an unsavory dining facility

1) Jon: "Your mother slangs it on the corner on Chester Street."
Jim: "DFYDS!"
2) "Aw DFYDS! I can't believe i got fired again!"
3) "I hear she's down for a DFYDS every now and again..."
4) "I'll have the DFYDS on toasted rye with extra pickles please."

by AlRamMass May 14, 2011

Dildsaw

A chainsaw where the teeth are made of dildos

Oh shit he's got a dildsaw

by Channman September 15, 2017

dilds

A dude whos head is in the shape of a dildo. Usualy this person is uncordinated and runs into walls horizontaly, has very, very white skin and hates negros

Shot dilds you chump, how the fuck did you manage to get that bruse

by Dilds July 22, 2006

dfmdskldfnsjdkzgjrezhnsfgkjwedsnjkgrnsdjkngtkfewjskfjg

When someones bang their head on the keyboard.

He banged his head on the keyboard in frustration with his essay. What typed out was dfmdskldfnsjdkzgjrezhnsfgkjwedsnjkgrnsdjkngtkfewjskfjg

by KPOPANIMEWEEB November 6, 2020

dildsie

A dildo with petals like a flower.
Any girl that can handle this is a whore!

Did you here Rasputia handled the dildsie!?!?
Ewwww loose vaginal crevice!

by edfjwndfkjdsanfjasnfdnf January 19, 2009

wikkid dilds

dilds dildos that happen to be wikkid

d00d dem b sum wikked dilds j00 got there! lemme stick sum up mah butt!

by filthypoosnatch December 5, 2004