devestated

A misspelling (and bizarre pronunciation) of "devastated."

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

Devestated

Having removed fancy dress.

She devestated me and took off my bow-tie before she took off my pants, and devastated me with her lips.

by W. Edward Crasher August 26, 2010

Devestated Love

When your ex has broke your heart and soul so bad that you feel completely dead inside, and you're at the point of giving up but you still have true love towards them.

Person 1: Yo bro why do you look dead?
Person 2: My ex gave me devestated love.
Person 1: Just move on bro.
Person 2: I just can't.

by Illusionzblue January 26, 2022

devastated salmon

A gay guy who has his mouth always open for the purposes of oral sex

Kyle is a devastated salmon

by Knob gagger May 23, 2019

devastated

1. The state of being totally owned, as in a sport or video game.

2. Destroyed

3. Impacted heavily in terms of emotion or mental state.

1. Ohhh, you got devastated!

2. "Ohhh, NYC got devastated!" -Osama Bin Laden

3. Susy was devastated when I murdered her cat with a chainsaw.

by Eric December 2, 2003

devestator

The devestator IS the shocker. 2 shockers that is. Combined. Place your hands together as if praying, then simply fold both ring fingers over and use your thumbs to "speed bag" the clitoris.

I gave her the shocker...nothing. So I tried the spocker...still nothing. Then I used the twizzler...not a damn thing. I had to resort to the devestator. She won't leave me alone now!

by Brownout March 25, 2005

Devastatement

A devastating statement.

Person 1: I have no money.
Person 2: Devastatement!

by Dr Marcus July 12, 2009